I’m so glad you’re here! I was just sitting

here all alone, wondering where you were.

And now you’re here! Now. Where the fuck were you?!

My name is John Vargas, and I am a comedian living in Los Angeles, in case you got here by accident and were wondering, “Who’s this jerk?” Well, now you know.  And there’s no need for name calling.

John Vargas. Comic. Actor. Writer. Grifter.